The Bachelorette, Season 16: Week 1

I genuinely almost started crying when I first heard Chris Harrison’s sweet, sweet voice coming through my TV. Three times a year (four if we count Winter Games, which, apparently we don’t?) I get to absolutely turn off my brain for two hours at a time. What a gift this return is. 

The Bachelorette, Season 15: Week 2

Quite honestly, this is already turning out to be one of my favorite Bachelorette seasons in recent history. Almost all of the guys are treating Hannah like a normal person and we have the perfect amount of villains. Tonight, we’ll see a lot of making out, Cam is a piece of shit, and no one’s toes matter. Let’s jump in!

The Bachelor, Season 24: Week 1

We’re back, baby! Both me and the franchise I just can’t seem to quit. Three hours on a Monday night? SURE! I GUESS! This season I’m gonna try to keep up with this whole thing, and, for once in many, many seasons, am gonna try to avoid spoilers! I’m avoiding for a couple of reasons: I genuinely and truly don’t care who Peter ends up with because he’s boring and because Reality Steve’s website looks, and loads, like it was built in 2001 and has yet to be updated. So buckle up, ladies and gentlemen, and get ready for a bumpy ride!